Randy Orton:
Randy Orton Nude
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Information:
Name: Randy Orton
Born: 1980-04-01
Height: 1.96
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Filmography:
WWE Bad Blood (2003), Survivor Series (2005), WWE Armageddon (2003), WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2008 (2007), Nature Boy Ric Flair: The Definitive Collection (2008)
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The tourist: "Can you tell me why
so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park
Sites?"
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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with
toads?
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
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Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place were crows go
to get a drink!
LyamFrankZappaPW
The Counselor
was talking to the campers
about safety.
She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and
break a leg,
don't come running to me!'
BailefourJudasoM
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Easter Island Barbie ...the
famous statue with blonde hair
SuffieldKristianzS
yo mama is so fat
you could use her
belly
button as a wishing well...
LendellThorndikeeu
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
common?
A: They are both substitute meats.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup!
Force
of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
PerkinsonDacianNR
A man calls his
family
doctor:
man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a
rabbit.
doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.
man:
Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.
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Q: What is the difference between a liberal
and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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