Jenna Elfman:
Jenna Elfman
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Information:
Name: Jenna Elfman
Born: 1971-09-30
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Townies (1996), Investigative Reports (1998), HBO First Look (2003), Dharma & Greg (2000), Influences: From Yesterday to Today (1999)
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Michael Douglas:
Michael Douglas
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Information:
Name: Michael Douglas
Born: 1944-09-25
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
2000 Blockbuster Entertainment Awards (2000), The 76th Annual Academy Awards (2004), Nyhetsmorgon (1997), Dinosaurs Alive (2007), The Star Chamber (1983)
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Usher Raymond:
Usher Raymond
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Information:
Name: Usher Raymond
Born: 1978-10-14
Height: 1.74
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Filmography:
The Gift of Song (1997), E! True Hollywood Story (2001), The 19th Annual Soul Train Music Awards (2005), Becoming (2002), Deliver Us from Eva (2003)
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Benjamin Bratt:
Benjamin Bratt
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Information:
Name: Benjamin Bratt
Born: 1963-12-16
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
5th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (1999), After the Storm (2001), The Red Road to Sobriety (1995), The Many Faces of Catwoman (2005), The 57th Annual Tony Awards (2003)
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Gavin Rossdale:
Gavin Rossdale Nude
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Information:
Name: Gavin Rossdale
Born: 1965-10-30
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
The Jackal (1997), Mayor of the Sunset Strip (2003), Swimfan (2002), The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (2001), Nights in Rodanthe (2008)
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What does a monster do when he loses his head?
He calls a head hunter.
GrangerBuchananRf
Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and
Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes
for ?'
Ben asked.
'They're knot holes,' said his
dad.
'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.
CyAkirCL
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly
good bloody bulb! We
have had it for a thousand years and it has
worked just *fine*.
SallsburyTerrallDQ
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne
!
Cologne who ?
Cologne me names won't help !
MardonGijsWl
"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I
need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"
BernardasDesmondJG
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in a light
bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to
hand out leaflets.
A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to
realize that the old one has
burnt out.
LocDiontepc
Q: How can you tell
when Bill Clinton is
lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the
answer to this
one.
HaydonSuthleahfu
How do you keep a dog from barking in your
front yard?
Put him in your back yard.
AvrumBeatiejC
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
catalog.
Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late
night
television.
BickNaoisWB
"Will the father be present during the
birth?"
asked the obstetrician.
"Nah," replied the
mother-to-be,
"He and my husband don't get along."
GotthardVenqP